I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
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