How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
The free coupon that printed out with the purchase of my plan b emergency contraception was for allergy meds. I feel like a coupon for condoms would've been more fitting in this situation.
Oh wait. It's for wart remover. Fitting, afterall.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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