We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
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