ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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