he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
You tend to look at life differently when you wake up to nutella vomit all over your room with no recollection of how it got there
You know how to spell recollection?
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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