he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
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