Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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