love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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