but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
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