she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
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