Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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