with your own penis?
You made me cry and you don't even care
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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