I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
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