I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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