yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
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