i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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