Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
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