I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Michael Bay diarrhea
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
Randomize
