If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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