; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
If I'm not up by 8, will you please knock on my door?
That depends, can you stop texting me while you're masturbating?
Touche.
I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR VIBRATOR.
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
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