Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
Gay?
German.
Pity.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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