Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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