Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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