I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
Randomize
