People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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