I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
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