He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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