the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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