We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
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