like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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