we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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