Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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