yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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