Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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