your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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