We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
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