i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
Randomize
