Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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