I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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