that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
birth control should be required to get into college
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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