i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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