So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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