i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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