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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?

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• (415): View more from California

  I set the bag of cheetos on the open box on my coffee table while I was watching TV. I was so high I ate half of the styrofoam peanuts in the box by accident. Am I going to die?

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  I hope so

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• (626): View more from California

  They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.

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• (209): View more from California

  is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.

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• (808): View more from Hawaii

  Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know

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• (949): View more from California

  It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.

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• (425): View more from Washington

  It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".

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