nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
Bring me that man meat
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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