..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
Randomize
