'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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