its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
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