I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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