love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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