Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
Your penis caused this!
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