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(734): View more from Michigan

Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer

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(727): View more from Florida

and she was petting her beer can

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(214): View more from Texas

We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.

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(713): View more from Texas

We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.

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(+61): View more from Australia

Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.

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(607): View more from New York

I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.

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(916): View more from California

The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.

(1-916): View more from California

Try oodles of noodles this time.

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!

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