so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
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