Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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